Oh boy! My new car has a smell!

This week was full of flowers and cassettes! So, now it is the time for a concerted effort to get the new issue out by June. Can we do it? You'll find out if you'll observe carefully... Watch as one of our champions gets tape all over his fingers! See a man at a copy shop - it's one of our champions! See contributors hand in folders full of precious documents - they're our champions of the night and day! Stay tuned, bunny bears!

Something I found for you all!

It's a worried-looking unicorn from the uncanny valley!

Musical pirates!

Good day! This post is in honor of pirates of old. My friend Jonee Earthquake is a pirate, and he is the most devoted character in the rock and roll scene here in old new england! He tirelessly plays show after show, no matter how long the drive or how small the prospect of being compensated for gas. He releases singles on a regular basis, each one featuring bonus tracks by local bands. He is a legend as far as I'm concerned, and he has my admiration!


Thank you Jonee Earthquake! This is not a drawing of you!

The elder rat's supper regalia!

Huzzah! Thank you for all your support, everyone. "Team MALONE!" was able to win the popular vote, thanks to all of you and your wacky votes! Also we won the juror's prize, thanks to those adorable jurors!
In the week after production of the movie, our friend Lucas was shot through the butt by a stranger who had a dog. These are indeed strange times. Thanks to everyone who gave the overwhelming support that Lucas received. He is in good health and spirits, and many a joke is being made by him, and in his honor. We adore Lucas and his butt.

Something I found for you!

It's some very fancy slippers!