Omnipotent beings: is there anything they can't do?

So, I'm trying to get back into things I do. Last month I took a trip to the grand Midwest. It was a place of majestic beauty, and I had good adventures with the best traveling companion of all. Rebecca is her name, and she had many midwestern things to teach me! So much of what I saw there was so different from New England, but I was quite charmed. I also moved, so now I live in Vermont again. I hope you all have had a blast of a summer so far, and I hope you drink enough water. May the beaming face of a street performer bring you joy!

Something I found for you!

It's a pair of cufflinks, for your trouble!