Quizmark! Get back here!

Tomorrow I get a haircut, but don't worry. I will still be the same old guy. I've already recieved 2 contributions for issue 8. One from my old friend Sam and one from Chico Suave. So, I still believe the issue will be out in August. Thanks for your grasp of timelines!

Bland chili!

Issue 7 is out. Praise the brains. This is the first record issue, it features the Yarbles single, Oh Oh Oh (on pink vinyl.) There will be 100 copies and I'll be selling them for 5 dollars a piece. 

Cool Shoe!

Go to http://www.uvevents.org/ in order to get directions. Son of Salami, Tooth Ache, Caring Babies, Horse Boys, Zebu, and Under the Covers are all going to play at 7:00.

Clasp Necklace!

Hey guys, there's a squelch circuit that's been cutting us off at the pass. Issue 7 should be out in time for May. It will come with the Yarbles 7" record. I'm not going to make many copies of this issue, probably only 50 or so. I need to find out how the logistics of record zine are going to play out. So pack your toothbrush and your napsack, we'll go out for coffee. The fire trucks are here now. Time to find out what's going on outside. Cheers!

Beautiful night! Stars our out!

Heaven help us!

Its time for brains again and the first record issues of Oh You are in line. So much for waiting, but I have to go ahead and do this. The first issue will be out in August. Also, I'm getting contributions from Raf Kelman and Eli Osheyack, so it may not be just me this issue. Seriously though, if anyone wants to write us a letter or electric letter, we'd like it. oh.you.a.periodical@gmail.com

Matt Mazur

8 Summer St. Apt. 4

Hanover, NH 03755

Once again, it's time to dance. I'm getting ready for a Caring Babies show. It's much more nerve racking to be a single performer than just a guy in a band. Colin and I have been talking about making a documentary. Were going to call it "Rasputin : The Peppery Monk" because some believed Rasputin was so peppery. Although he was not a monk, Greg was this outrageous, peppery fellow. We've got a good start!

Who's got the brood?

Helli!

We've got that far away look in our eye again. We're probably dreaming of an Oh You that comes with records. Oh it'll happen, most likely July or August. Cherish these blessed slenders. Our mirrored dandelions on corn tablets! Tell it to the clean face of tolerance. Put your fingers in the ears of servitude. Tell me you started a new business with TEL in the title!

Hold it! Aren't we supposed to be the synopsis of our generation? Welp, better start acting like it. (sigh)

-Malt Madjier

Beltway crude

In my dreams, my cellular phone indicates when a ghost is calling me. Ringing normal at first, it changes to a yellowy display when you open it and the tone changes. No recurring instance in my dreams has creeped me out that much. Although I'm not positive that it was actually in any other dream; I may have simply acquired the long term memory while I dreamt. In dreams, sometimes we take for granted the information around us without questioning where it has come from. For instance, in the land of dreams there is a guy who drive buses across rooftops. Let's take that for granted; of course there's a guy like that, and that's a good mode of transportation when you're trying to track down a werewolf and you're also one yourself. Right? Of course! In your dream state you just know these things.

M. Mazur

Hey you!

Cool brains! Now that its mid march, issues #5 and #6 are out. Issue #5 is like an ashtray out of time and costs a quarter. I probably won't make a lot of copies. Issue #6 is a dollar and it reminds me of me! So I'll see you pals soon.

M. Mazur