Ah, my magnificent cupcakes! Welcome, welcome. So I got to thinking about the robot from Lost In Space, and something occurred to me. If you could have a replica of him in your home, he could serve as a proper fire and carbon monoxide detector, and a coat and hat rack. He could have a pencil sharpener and bottle opener, a gumball machine mode and juke box mode, a nut cracker setting and a popcorn making setting. You would do pretty well if you put a talking encyclopedia in him as well.
A thing I found for you!
It's a toy machine shed so you can have fun!